Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Calling tourists

If you want to see what a joint or an extended Indian family is, get on a second class sleeper train. Non A/C.

In addition to this offer - the longer the journey, the more you will have the opportunity to see how dirty we Indians can get! :)

Don't forget to take pictures!

Non-hot men on HOT bikes

...Usually don't wear full-face helmets, if you've noticed.

To these men: I'd say delaying the disappointment is the way to go. Or better still - stay mysterious. At least women can be left with a better overall picture! :P

My little riddle

Question: 1186225376 = ?

Answer: India's population as on 11th July 2009.

It's about time to call in the population control.

[Disclaimer: I do not support acts of terrorism!]

The power of mouth !

Bauchklang, the Austrian beatboxing group.

Yes, ZERO instruments! These guys rock! And I happened to get to see them live :)

Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BODnEUh-nUw.

Their official site is http://www.bauchklang.com/home_e_flash.html.

(I should maybe ask for a commission :P)

You know you're not ready for marriage when:

>Your friend's friend is getting married and you freak out
>You hear that a friend is getting married and you freak out
>You attend a friend's wedding and you freak out
>Your parents mention the 'M' word and you freak out
>You walk past/into a baby store and freak out

...and you freak out.

Universal Truth

The lesser the cloth, the more the money.

Whether I want to buy skimpy clothes, or I am by some unforeseen coincidence in a baby store, prices shoot up when there's less material involved !


Notice how that white (grey, whatever) strand of hair never falls? :|

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

C'est la vie?


My idea of moving up in the corporate world was not to move from the 2nd floor, to the 3rd floor, to the 4th floor! :|


A lot of people were commenting that I had lost weight, although I'm pretty two dimensional to begin with. I got a shock and was very very psyched when my belt did 2 rounds around my waist. A closer look revealed that the belt, in fact, was broken.

C'est la vie? :P


New plans, new resolutions, new work tactics, new month - I know, not new year.

But there will be something new coming up. Like... a new, better blog :)

At least, that's the plan.
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