You know you're not ready for marriage when:

>Your friend's friend is getting married and you freak out
>You hear that a friend is getting married and you freak out
>You attend a friend's wedding and you freak out
>Your parents mention the 'M' word and you freak out
>You walk past/into a baby store and freak out

...and you freak out.

Universal Truth

The lesser the cloth, the more the money.

Whether I want to buy skimpy clothes, or I am by some unforeseen coincidence in a baby store, prices shoot up when there's less material involved !

Hairfall

Notice how that white (grey, whatever) strand of hair never falls? :|

C'est la vie?

Work:

My idea of moving up in the corporate world was not to move from the 2nd floor, to the 3rd floor, to the 4th floor! :|

Health:

A lot of people were commenting that I had lost weight, although I'm pretty two dimensional to begin with. I got a shock and was very very psyched when my belt did 2 rounds around my waist. A closer look revealed that the belt, in fact, was broken.

C'est la vie? :P

Revamp

New plans, new resolutions, new work tactics, new month - I know, not new year.

But there will be something new coming up. Like... a new, better blog :)

At least, that's the plan.

A newspaper headline that caught my eye

"AZAD FAVOURS LATE MARRIAGES TO CURB POPULATION GROWTH"

How true :)

Also, no proofread errors.

Population control

Legalize homosexuality in India.






Disclaimer : Meant as a joke, no offence to be taken. My swinging friends, congrats! :)